The Players from Left to right.
Mike T, Paul Wydra, Jimmy Herbert, Steve Wydra, Stimey, Paulie Risco, Mike Fredey, Mike Lovitto.
or 3 Mike's, 2 Jim's, 2 Paul's and a Steve.
We begin at Pat O'Briens. Like every trip should.
They let me set fire to the fountain. This picture made me realize three things:
1. Time to go on a diet. I don't see myself from the side too much, and now I know why.
2. I'm way too drunk to be playing with fire.
3. There's always some troll looking at me from the distance, lurking.
Let the games begin! Mike T. and his daughter enjoy a drink.
Jimmy and Steve. It was good to see Steve with his infamous Mint Julep.
I took this while hammered later that night. Some sort of cheap slut conga line.
Sing along! "the stars at night... are big and bright... (clap, clap, clap, clap) deep in the heart of Texas!
For all of you following along in your schoolbooks, THIS IS THE FUCKING ALAMO.
It is where the first cars were ever rented in the U.S. It also has a rather spacious basement.
A picturesque walkway. Until I threw up in that can.
Funky tree above David Bowie's grave. Or was it Jim Bowie? ...The guy with the knife, not Ziggy Stardust.
This picture is of a cool Boar's head on the wall. There's also some stuff to the left.
The ladies were not in the mood for our advances.
Fredey was mauled shortly after this was taken.
Lovitto needs help from the vixen.
I did it myself.
The rest of the guys gave in to peer pressure.
Mike T. and Steve want their Mtv.
Mike an I met the Double-Mint Twins of 1967 and 1986.
There were a ton of fat girls in San Antonio... like this one.
We dance the night away on the levitated slut box .
3:30 am. Denny's. Lovitto is drunker than I have ever seen him.
This picture was on Lovitto's camera, but I'm not sure why.
Saturday pics from the boat tour.
The boat.
Night shot looking down from the Howl at the Moon bar.
Random girls that wanted us, but we explained that we have loving girlfriends at home. And no matter how much they pleaded and begged, we would not give in to their sexual advances.
Note the incendiary mix of shots, blinky rings and penis straws.
Lovitto's Blinky rings in action. For video, click here.
In our less than sober state, we ended up in a bad neighborhood at this restaurant at 3 am.
Under "Golden Star" its says, "American, Chinese and Mexican Food".
We waited for a cab, and I took a picture of this bizarre contraption. I'm not sure what was so "fun" about it.